I went to go buy Aidan some blocks yesterday. Blocks apparently are the most expensive and elusive toy on the market these days.
What they do have plenty of are dolls that look like they've already had botox and collagen injections although they are apparently supposed to be in high school.
I knew about the disgusting Bratz dolls but this stopped me in my tracks:
America's Next Top Model dolls?!?!?! Tyra you have gone too far. At least Barbie always had a job or commitments like being a princess or fairy or something. Now your little girls can buy a doll celebrating reality show contestants who pour beer in each others weaves and leave their kids at home so they can give them a "better life". You could you know go to college or get a job at McDonald's or you can decide that America's Next Top Model is your best chance for success. Barbie looks pretty smart and modest in comparison. Barbie is the new chemistry set.
Aidan's already growing up too fast.
She has her first prom updo.
And a cell phone.