Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The problem with pants...

I have forgotten how to take real pants off. I got so used to elastic waistbands that I now expect all of my pants to come off with the one swift motion I've grown accustomed to. This had led to some interesting experiences in the ladies room. My elastic conditioning combined with my lack of sleep has caused me to stand and think "why won't my pants come off?" on more than one occasion. That was a lot of information about my pants.

1 comment:

Elizabeth said...

I would always forget to zip my pants because I didn't have to do it for several months of wearing maternity pants! So I would always wonder where the nice draft was coming from!