Friday, January 6, 2012

Things to do while your husband leaves you alone with 2 kids to go to Daytona Beach: Based on a True Story

1. Cry
2. Rise to the occasion and be awesome because you are totally tough and cool and can handle anything. (Spoiler: this did not happen)
3. Spend 4 hrs in after hours clinic with children.
4. Provide antibiotics to children with double ear infections.
5. Eat entire bag of Goldfish for dinner at 10pm because it was the only thing you could reach without putting down sleeping toddler who wakes up screaming every time her head hits the pillow. Hypothetically.
6. Plot revenge librarian work trip.
7. Remember that librarians don't get work trips.
8. Rethink career.
9. Blame society.

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