Holy Inappropriateness

I've been fairly sick with Strep for the past few days. Fortunately Aidan was already on antibiotics from a previous illness so she has stayed healthy. As all of you parents know sometimes when you're sick you let your kids do things you wouldn't normally do because dear lord you just want to lay down for five minutes before you die.

Anyways, Aidan is OBSESSED with my cell phone and the remote. I tried the whole toy cell phone/remote thing and she just looked at me like I was idiot. Then I got really sneaky and gave her my sister's deactivated cell phone and our old remote we don't use now that we have cable. She tossed them aside like they had a fungus growing on them. This kid is particular with her technology.

So I'm trying to lay down and I give in and let her play with my cell phone. 5 minutes goes by and all of the sudden I hear a voice coming out of the phone. I jump up to to see who she has called and as I hold the phone to my ear I made a startling discovery. My 22 month old daughter has called a 900 number....

John is 21 and has sexy, wavy brown hair and would like to walk on a beach with me and .....I shriek and drop the phone. So Ben when you get our cell phone bill and there's a $10 charge from the Sexy, singles, hotline I hope you know me well enough to know I would never do such a thing, it was your baby daughter.

Although I am kind of impressed she managed to get the male hotline.