Sunday, November 9, 2008

A paci in the mouth is worth 2 in the hands..

Here's the thing Aidan. It starts off with a paci and then you move onto a blankie and then some sort of stuffed animal and then I have to start sewing the tattered remains of your blankie into your pants so you can go to school without crying. Which means I have to learn how to sew. And before you know it you're 33 and living in our basement. And we don't have a basement, which means we'll have to buy a new house, which we won't be able to afford because of the thousands of dollars we spent on pacis. And then what will happen? You need a paci bailout.

1 comment:

Amanda said...

lol, who knew pacifiers could be so dangerous!