I have gone my whole life without getting punched in the face...that is until I had a baby. I am constantly getting scratched and hit. My eyelashes have had some close calls and if my hair wasn't already falling out it would be now. I think the head butts are the most painful, especially when I bite my tongue. This is kind of gross but I had a little mole on the back of my neck and Aidan scratched it off! I was intending to get it removed so I guess she saved me that copay.
I know that she just finds my face endlessly fascinating but sometimes I want to say STOP HITTING ME!